🚩 Product guide
Let them swipe on your worst habits and rate you
A dating-app profile with exactly one person on it: you. They swipe your habits left, right, or “it's complicated”, and each direction reveals a different answer you wrote. It ends with a scorecard and a verdict — about them.
Step by step
The written walkthrough
Everything the video covers, in a form you can search, scan and keep open in another tab.
Your profile
Step 1.1
A tagline that admits something
The placeholder is “Bad at texting, good at showing up.” Self-aware beats flattering — the whole template is you volunteering your own flaws.
The cards
Step 2.1
Each card is a statement about you
The placeholder is exact: “takes 45 minutes to reply to anything”. Habits, not virtues.
Step 2.2
Write all three answers, or the swipe hits nothing
The builder warns you directly — “Swipe that direction and the card flips to nothing.” There is a Next unfinished card control and a Fix it prompt, which exist because this is the mistake everyone makes.
Three directions per card is three times the writing, and it is the difference between a game and a dead end. Use Next unfinished card before you publish.
Step 2.3
Five good ones beat eleven rushed
The builder says so in as many words. Take the advice.
Step 2.4
Make this one sincere
A per-card switch. One sincere card in a stack of jokes is what makes the stack land.
The verdict
Step 3.1
The last card turns it around
Its placeholder is “You just spent eleven cards judging me. Thanks for staying.” The scorecard says COMPATIBLE and THE VERDICT is about them, not you.
Your turn
About 6 minutes, and it is done.
You do not need an account to start — you are asked to sign in once, at the moment you publish.
Open Red Flag, Green FlagQuestions
What people ask about this one
One of my cards does nothing when swiped.
It has an unwritten direction. Every card needs all three answers — the builder warns that swiping a blank direction “flips to nothing”, and gives you a Next unfinished card control to find them.
How many cards should I write?
The builder's own advice: five good cards beat eleven rushed ones.
What should the statements be?
Real habits, not virtues. “Takes 45 minutes to reply to anything” is the template's example, and the honesty is the joke.
What is the sincere switch for?
It marks one card as not a joke. One of those in a stack of flaws is what stops the whole thing being flippant.
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