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Put them on a nutrition label — serving size 1, calories ∞
A nutrition label where the product is a person. Serving size: 1 (there is only one). Rows for the things they are made of, with percentages that go past 100, an ingredients line, and a tap on any row that opens your reason for putting it there.
Step by step
The written walkthrough
Everything the video covers, in a form you can search, scan and keep open in another tab.
The product
Step 1.1
Their name is the product name
And the serving is “1 Meera”. The placeholders — “1 (there is only one)”, “worth every one” — set a tone the whole label has to hold.
The rows
Step 2.1
A name, an amount, a percentage
The placeholders are “Total Loyalty”, “112g”, “140%”. Percentages above 100 are the joke; keep the units real and the numbers absurd.
Step 2.2
Indent, for sub-rows
Real labels indent their sub-nutrients. Using it makes the parody land far harder than another top-level row would.
Step 2.3
Every row is tappable
“Tap any line” — each one opens your reason for it being there. That is where the actual message lives, so a label with no reasons written is just a joke with no punchline.
This is the field people skip. The label is the set-up; the reasons behind the rows are the letter.
Ingredients
Step 3.1
CONTAINS, in shouty caps
The placeholder is “CONTAINS: sarcasm, strong opinions”. Allergen warnings are the funniest convention on a real label.
The message
Step 4.1
Signed like a manufacturer
“Your name, Bengaluru” — the distributor line at the bottom of the pack.
Your turn
About 4 minutes, and it is done.
You do not need an account to start — you are asked to sign in once, at the moment you publish.
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What people ask about this one
Where does the real message go?
Behind the rows. Every line is tappable and opens your reason for putting it on the label — the template even says “Tap any line”. A label without those written is a joke with no punchline.
Should the percentages be realistic?
No. The template's own example is 140%. Keep the units real and let the numbers be absurd.
What is Indent for?
Sub-nutrients, the way a real label indents them. It is a small thing that makes the parody much more convincing.
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