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List them as a product — price ∞, one per customer, permanently

A full marketplace listing for a person: a photo gallery, a buy box with Add to Cart, bullet points, a specification table, customer questions with answers, and a review section their friends write through a separate link. Qty limited to 1 per customer. Permanently.

7 written stepsAbout 7 minutesChecked 28 Aug 2026

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The written walkthrough

Everything the video covers, in a form you can search, scan and keep open in another tab.

The listing

Step 1.1

Price is a text field, not a number

The placeholder says so — “Price (text — ₹0, Free, ∞)”. That is deliberate, and ∞ is the default joke for a reason.

Step 1.2

The store line and the search box

“Visit the ___ Store”, and a search placeholder that does the work for you: “Search for someone better (you will not find one).”

Step 1.3

About this item

Bullet points, in marketplace voice. Short, declarative, faintly overstated.

The specification table

Step 2.1

Label and Value rows

The flattest part of the page and often the funniest — spec tables are absurd when the product is a person, without needing a single joke word.

Customer questions

Step 3.1

Question, answer, and who answered

There is an “asked 2 years ago” style timestamp too. Answering in the voice of a stranger who bought one is the right register.

Reviews — a second link for their friends

Step 4.1

Two links: her page, and her reviews

The builder hands you both, with Copy the review link and Share it on WhatsApp. Friends need no account — “No account, no email, nothing kept.”

Same as the app listing and the endorsement profile: send the review link around first. “No ratings yet. Be the first.” is a sad thing to open.

Step 4.2

Verified Purchase, and a Report button that does nothing

Reviews can be marked Verified Purchase. The Report control replies “Reported. Nothing will come of it.”, which is the best line on the page.

Your turn

About 7 minutes, and it is done.

You do not need an account to start — you are asked to sign in once, at the moment you publish.

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Questions

What people ask about this one

How do the reviews get written?

By their friends, through a separate review link — the builder gives you “Her page, and her reviews”. No account or email needed on their side.

What should the price be?

The field takes text, not a number — ₹0, Free, or ∞. It is a joke field by design.

What goes in the spec table?

Flat label-and-value facts. It is funnier the drier it is; a specification sheet about a person needs no help.

Does the Report button do anything?

It says “Reported. Nothing will come of it.” — which is the entire point of it.

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